Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them. but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you have to touch it to be sure?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

I believe 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?

If atheists say there is no God, then who pops up the next tissue in the box?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, then where does baby oil come from?