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Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly
making fun of him about his wieght. When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back.
As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously
thought. Basic rule, don't f*ck with Cartman.
Kyle Broflovski
Kyle is the smart one. Everyone makes fun of him because he is
Jewish. At Christmas he plays with his "imaginary" friend Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.
Stan Marsh
Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. When the crazy
things happen in South Park he's usually the one who brings a sane voice into the mix. Stan has a gay dog named "Sparky" and
is crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger.
Kenny McCormick
Kenny is the unlucky one and dies a different way in almost each
episode. He is poor and lives in a run-down shack with his violent and drunken family. He is muffled when he speaks, and we
are left only to guess at what he has said. Kenny has been on a good luck streak for the past season and has not been offed
once in the new episodes... yet.
Here is the complete episode guide of South Park. Enjoy!
Season 1:
 Episode 101:
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Original Air Date: 08-13-1997
While the boys are waiting
for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from
his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
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 Episode 102:
Weight Gain 4000
Original Air Date: 08-20-1997
Mr. Garrison starts the day off
with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the
winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
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 Episode 103:
Volcano
Original Air Date: 08-27-1997
The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo
and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe
and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the
"finer" points of hunting. | |
 Episode 104:
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
Original Air Date: 09-03-1997
Guest Star - George Clooney as Sparky
Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain.
Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys
taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
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 Episode 105:
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Original Air Date: 09-10-1997
Stan notices a new
addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic
engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design.
The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.
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 Episode 106:
Death
Original Air Date: 09-17-1997
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who
just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead."
and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he
kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
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 Episode 107:
Pinkeye
Original Air Date: 10-29-1997
The first Halloween episode starts off with
the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue.
The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire
occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
 Episode 108:
Damien
Original Air Date: 02-04-1998
Guest Star - Michael Buffer as Himself
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that
there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates
his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed. | |
 Episode 109:
Starvin' Marvin
Original Air Date: 11-19-1997
The four boys are at Cartman's house
watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial
convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy
American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.
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 Episode 110:
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Original Air Date: 12-17-1997
South Park Elementary
is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no
one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and
girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.
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 Episode 111:
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Original Air Date: 02-11-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Ms. Ellen
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces
that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan
and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for
being a spy. | |
 Episode 112:
Mecha Striesand
Original Air Date: 02-18-1998
Guest Star - Robert Smith as Himself
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and
an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible
destruction.
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 Episode 113:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 02-25-1998
Guest Star - Mystery Guest as Mr. Kitty
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could
be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds
that there's more to his mother then he thought.
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Season 2:
 Episode 201:
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Original Air Date: 04-01-1998
The
show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins.
However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman’s Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do
a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool’s Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without
My Anus." | |
 Episode 202:
Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Original Air Date: 04-22-1998
Dr. Mephisto
is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant
apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital.
Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background, who is his
father? Where does he come from?
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 Episode 203:
Chickenlover
Original Air Date: 05-20-1998
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon
everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job.
While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies
Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman can stop them!
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 Episode 204:
Ike’s Wee Wee
Original Air Date: 05-27-1998
Ike’s going to have a Briss
and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are
going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
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 Episode 205:
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Original Air Date: 06-03-1998
Kyle is injured and must go
to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus
sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone in South Park should
be made aware. Meanwhile, the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals
in China. | |
 Episode 206:
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Original Air Date: 06-10-1998
Mr.
Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the
boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against
Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
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 Episode 207:
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
Original Air Date: 06-17-1998
While their
school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride
into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces
the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.
 Episode 208:
Summer Sucks
Original Air Date: 06-24-1998
Guest Star - Jonathan Katz as Himself
Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr.Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban
on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help
from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.
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 Episode 209:
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Original Air Date: 08-19-1998
A film festival moves
to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people
interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call
"Mr. Hankey". Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls energizes
everyone. | |
 Episode 210:
Chickenpox
Original Air Date: 08-26-1998
Cartman's mother plots to give the boys
the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle
discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile, Kenny's
mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
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 Episode 211:
Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
Original Air Date: 09-02-1998
The kids
go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's
sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys
get to the root of the strange planetarium.
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 Episode 212:
Clubhouses
Original Air Date: 09-23-1998
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he
and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building
a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable
lesson about love and family. | |
 Episode 213:
Cow Days
Original Air Date: 09-30-1998
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is
happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls,
the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named
Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity. | |
 Episode 214:
Chef Aid
Original Air Date: 10-07-1998
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records
for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In
response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
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 Episode 215:
Spookyfish
Original Air Date: 10-28-1998
Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly
visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling
up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman’s
and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."
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 Episode 216:
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Original Air Date: 12-09-1998
Kyle, Stan and Kenny
accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of
jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson.
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 Episode 217:
Gnomes
Original Air Date: 12-16-1998
Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park
and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The
boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform
for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.
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 Episode 218:
Prehistoric Ice Man
Original Air Date: 01-20-1999
Kyle falls into a cave. Stan
goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman
has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return
to his family, but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their
plot against Sweden.
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Season 3:
 Episode 301:
Rainforest Shmainforest
Original Air Date: 04-07-1999
Guest Star - Jennifer Aniston as Mrs. Stevens
Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir
is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake
kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message. Downloads
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 Episode 302:
Spontaneous Combustion
Original Air Date: 04-14-1999
Kenny spontaneously combusts.
The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they
can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection.
Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts. Downloads
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 Episode 303:
The Succubus
Original Air Date: 04-21-1999
Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from
the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist
he doesn't like. Chef's Mama and Papa appear for the first time. Downloads
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 Episode 304:
Tweek Vs. Craig
Original Air Date: 06-23-1999
The boys take Shop class and try
to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight
arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the
art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to. Downloads
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 Episode 305:
Jackovasaurus
Original Air Date: 06-16-1999
The boys discover a live prehistoric
Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep
this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys
them is Cartman. The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France. Downloads
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 Episode 306:
Sexual Harassment Panda
Original Air Date: 07-07-1999
Sexual Harassment Panda visits
Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman Sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual
Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity. They find him at "The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune" and convince him to change
his cause. He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people" Panda. Downloads
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 Episode 307:
Cat Orgy
Original Air Date: 07-14-1999
Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly
invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile,
the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman
house for an orgy.
 Episode 308:
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Original Air Date: 07-21-1999
Stan's parents bring
him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment
with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious
cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.
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 Episode 309:
Jewbilee
Original Air Date: 07-28-1999
Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee,
a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join
the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is
key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from
the camp. Downloads
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 Episode 310:
Chinpokomon
Original Air Date: 11-03-1999
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon,
Japans #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover
that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and
save America! Downloads
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 Episode 311:
Starvin’ Marvin in Space
Original Air Date: 11-17-1999
Starvin' Marvin finds
an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin
and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The
Marklarians are willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world and the Christian channel does all they can to stop
them. Downloads
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 Episode 312:
Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Original Air Date: 10-27-1999
Guest Star - Korn as Themselves
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders
at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip
off! Downloads
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 Episode 313:
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Original Air Date: 11-10-1999
Mrs. Cartman is about to
give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to
help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her
with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school. Downloads
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Season 4:
 Episode 401:
Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000
Original Air Date: 04-12-2000
The kids are
have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge
the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then
tosses a rock into the side of Token's head. The people of South Park claim that this was a hate crime and send him to jail.
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 Episode 402:
The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
Original Air Date: 04-05-2000
The tooth fairy has visited
Cartman, leaving him two dollars. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest
plan. If all they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast.
They soon find out that they are treading on someone else’s territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep
their manhood. Downloads
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 Episode 403:
Quintuplets 2000
Original Air Date: 04-26-2000
The boys discover 8-year-old contorting
quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from
Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls’ grandmother gets "loved to death."
The girl's father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back, Janet Reno to the rescue! Downloads
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 Episode 404:
Timmy 2000
Original Air Date: 04-19-2000
There's something wrong with new student
Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded" they believe he has
ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework. Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with
ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. Everyone is on Ritalin and just complacent enough to sit through a Phil Collins show.
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 Episode 405:
Pip
Original Air Date: 11-29-2000
This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a
job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity
to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's
tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men. Downloads
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 Episode 406:
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Original Air Date: 06-21-2000
Cartman decides to seek the
friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization
called NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park and Cartman becomes their poster child.
The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child. Downloads
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 Episode 407:
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Original Air Date: 06-28-2000
Guest Star - Cheech Marin as Carlos
Guest Star - Tommy Chong as Jesus
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. Cartman has a $10 million price for
his kidney. The other boys go to Cartman's house with the plan to take one of his kidneys. Cartman thwarts their plan. Stan,
depressed about the inevitable loss of his friend decides to take action into his own hands and with the help of the parents
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 Episode 408:
Chef Goes Nanners
Original Air Date: 07-05-2000
Chef is declaring that South Park's
flag is racist. Stan & Kyle head up the team championing the current flag, while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for
a new flag. Wendy ends up confessing to Bebe of her attraction to Cartman. The debate starts, but before Wendy can make her
point, she kisses Cartman to regain her composure. Chef realizes that Stan & Kyle's point of view on the flag issue was
colorblind. Downloads
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 Episode 409:
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Original Air Date: 07-12-2000
"Fingerbang"
is the latest boy band starring the four boys. Randy Marsh is against Stan's participation in any boy band for dark reasons.
The boys land a gig at the local mall when it is threatened because there are only 4 members in the band. Stan arrives and
the group is set to perform when suddenly the mall elevator tragically crushes Kenny. A former boy band member steps into
the spotlight to save the gig. Downloads
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 Episode 410:
Do the Handicapped go to Hell?
Original Air Date: 07-19-2000
Guest Star - Dian Bachar as Chris
The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school
and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling
the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves. Downloads
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 Episode 411:
Probably
Original Air Date: 07-26-2000
Cartman preaches and the children begin
plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that
ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered
as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment. Downloads
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 Episode 412:
Fourth Grade
Original Air Date: 11-08-2000
The kids have to face the 4th grade,
and they're not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were
fun and easy. Two geeks help them rig Timmy's wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life!
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 Episode 413:
Trapper Keeper
Original Air Date: 11-15-2000
Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper (that
blows Kyle’s out of the water) After he's done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world
if they don't destroy it now. Cool 2001: A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies! Downloads
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 Episode 414:
Helen Keller! The Musical
Original Air Date: 11-22-2000
The boys are doing their
version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend
to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore! |
 Episode 415:
Fat Camp
Original Air Date: 12-06-2000
Mrs. Cartman holds an intervention for her
son's eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs. lighter. Cartman is selling candy
to the fat kids. Kenny is challenged by the other children to do crazy things for money. Kenny's popularity rises and he soon
gets his own TV show. An event happens where Kenny gets inside Ms. Crabtree’s uterus for six hours. Downloads
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 Episode 416:
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Original Air Date: 12-13-2000
The "Raging Pussies"
concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in
on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have
the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually
abusing their children. Downloads
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 Episode 417:
A Very Crappy Christmas
Original Air Date: 12-20-2000
Kyle and Ike anxiously await
Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with
his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and
spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own. Featuring
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Season 5:
 Episode 501:
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Original Air Date: 07-11-2001
Guest Star - Radiohead as Radiohead
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into
buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge
on his unsuspecting foe. Downloads
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 Episode 502:
It Hits the Fan
Original Air Date: 06-20-2001
The you-know-what hits the fan a
162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo
ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague
that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.
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 Episode 503:
Cripple Fight
Original Air Date: 06-27-2001
Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only
to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable”
kid, Jimmy. But there’s only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well
as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests. Downloads
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 Episode 504:
Super Best Friends
Original Air Date: 07-04-2001
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny
discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought.
Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a
few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue! Downloads
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 Episode 505:
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Original Air Date: 07-18-2001
In the grand
tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock
is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
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 Episode 506:
Cartmanland
Original Air Date: 07-25-2001
Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS
from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in
Kyles’ ass when he learns of Cartman’s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and
whether there’s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy. Downloads
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 Episode 507:
Proper Condom Use
Original Air Date: 08-01-2001
Thanks to Stan's "handy" work,
the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two
adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite
sex. Much hilarity ensues. |
 Episode 508:
Towelie
Original Air Date: 08-08-2001
The boys get a new video game system and
their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered
towel that gets his special powers from… gettin’ high. When the government steals Stan’s new Game Sphere
the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the
century. Downloads
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 Episode 509:
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Original Air Date: 11-07-2001
Who needs Special
Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era
Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children
than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos! Downloads
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 Episode 510:
How to Eat With Your Butt
Original Air Date: 11-14-2001
Cartman has finally gone
to far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better
side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child.
Much ass kissing ensues. Downloads
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 Episode 511:
The Entity
Original Air Date: 11-21-2001
Frustrated with long lines at the airport,
Mr. Garrison (Herbert to his friends) invents a new mode of transportation that’s “extra enjoyable” for
roughly 10 percent of the population. And Kyle’s cousin Kyle visits South Park, bringing his “New York sensibilities”
with him - much to our Kyle’s horror. Downloads
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 Episode 512:
Here Comes The Neighborhood
Original Air Date: 11-28-2001
Feeling like an outcast
for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the
townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town
by any means necessary. Downloads
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 Episode 513:
Kenny Dies
Original Air Date: 12-05-2001
In a very special episode of South Park,
Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble
dealing with his f-f-friend's impending demise. Downloads
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 Episode 514:
Butters' Very Own Episode
Original Air Date: 12-12-2001
Butters is back with his
very own episode! And he inadvertently reveals a deep, dark family secret about his fathers' late night "shopping" sprees.
Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort get back home in time
to eat at Bennigan's for his parents anniversary. A suicidal mom a perverted dad and Butters caught right in the middle of
all the wackiness! | | |
Season 6:
 Episode 601:
Freak Strike
Original Air Date: 03-06-2002
The kids learn that Talk Shows offer
special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with
a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks
and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot
with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child" Downloads
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 Episode 602:
Jared has Aides
Original Air Date: 03-13-2002
As the country becomes obsessed with
a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in "Jared
Has Aides." In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens
when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat. Downloads
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 Episode 603:
Asspen
Original Air Date: 03-20-2002
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell,
our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to
save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
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 Episode 604:
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Original Air Date: 03-27-2002
The boys
will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes
of "Russell Crowe: Fightin' 'Round the World." Hey, at least it's not "That 80's Show." Downloads
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 Episode 605:
Fun With Veal
Original Air Date: 04-03-2002
When the boys learn where veal comes
from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom Ridge!). After
calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom, where Stan develops a
"genital" disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables. Maybe tortured baby cow meat really does a body good. Downloads
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 Episode 606:
Professor Chaos
Original Air Date: 04-10-2002
Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been
thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately
they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters’ rejection
causes him to uncover a deep dark part of him that he never knew existed, and plots to end the world with his new found mental
illness as Professor Chaos, Downloads
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 Episode 607:
The Simpsons Already Did It
Original Air Date: 06-26-2002
Professor Chaos (okay,
it’s just Butters) returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons
have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman’s “Sea People” evolve at
an alarming rate. Stan, Kyle, and new friend Tweek, costar. Kenny is still dead. |
 Episode 608:
Red Hot Catholic Love
Original Air Date: 07-03-2002
"Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys"
you say? Not on Priest Maxi's watch. Even if it means traveling to the Vatican and enduring the real-life challenges of a
4K video game, circa 1982. Oh, and Cartman craps out of his mouth. Downloads
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 Episode 609:
Free Hat
Original Air Date: 07-10-2002
The boys campaign to save movies from directors
hellbent on "improving them"; unfortunately, the townspeople are consumed with their own campaign to free a convicted baby
killer (don't ask). In true Hollywood fashion, the hero you least expected, Tweek, emerges; and in true South Park fashion,
he fails miserably. Luckily, everything works out in the end...sort of. Downloads
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 Episode 610:
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Original Air Date: 07-17-2002
After nearly five years
and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape,
threatening their friendships and society as we know it. Downloads
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 Episode 611:
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Original Air Date: 07-24-2002
In an effort to protect
their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great
Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important
lesson themselves about trusting strangers. Downloads
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 Episode 612:
A Ladder to Heaven
Original Air Date: 11-06-2002
The boys have to find a way to
reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a ladder to heaven
– because Kenny’s dead. Said ladder quickly becomes a national sensation, leading to lame (redundant, I know)
country songs and the usual government intervention. Will the boys succeed? In a word or two: sort of. Downloads
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 Episode 613:
The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers
Original Air Date: 11-13-2002
The
boys are on a mission: return “The Lord of the Rings” to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no
ordinary copy. Butters (“My precious…”), the evil sixth graders, and the boys’ parents all try to
steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed? What do you think? J.R.R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave.
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 Episode 614:
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Original Air Date: 11-20-2002
A loveable new character,
Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher.
Meanwhile, our little heroes get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior
(e.g. sticking a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass). Lemmiwinks (the afore-mentioned gerbil) guest-stars. | |
 Episode 615:
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Original Air Date: 11-27-2002
When a famous
psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel
to the moors of Scotland, where Chef’s mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy’s
encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him.
Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle. Downloads
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 Episode 616:
My Future Self n' Me
Original Air Date: 12-04-2002
When a 32 year old man claiming
to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile,
South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of
revenge. Downloads
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 Episode 617:
Red Sleigh Down
Original Air Date: 12-11-2002
Once again, it's Christmas time in
South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to
be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas
to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq. | | |
Season 7:
 Episode 701:
I'm a Little Bit Country
Original Air Date: 04-09-2003
In order to get out of school,
the boys enter an anti-war demonstration. Not really knowing what they're protesting for, Mr. Garrison decides to teach the
boys a lesson by making them write an essay about our founding fathers. Cartman, (being the lazy asshole that he is) says
that studying is way too much for a nine-year-old to handle and decides to cook up a crazy scheme in order to get out of it.
With a crashing boulder, and electrocution Cartman finally gets what he wants... a flash back. Downloads
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 Episode 702:
Krazy Kripples
Original Air Date: 03-26-2003
When Christopher Reeve comes to town,
Jimmy becomes offended because everyone pays attention to him. Timmy and Jimmy decide to start a gang called the "Crips" allowing
only people who are crippled from birth to join (making them the only members). When they decide to take on more "crips" Jimmy
and Timmy hang with the five points Crips and pop some Bloods. After gaining acceptence from their Denver chapter Timmy and
Jimmy realize that making a gang wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Downloads
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 Episode 703:
Toilet Paper
Original Air Date: 04-02-2003
When the boys get held after school
by their art teacher for not appreciating art, Cartman convinces them that the only way to get back at her is to... TP her
house. After the vengance has been carried out, Kyle's dreams are haunted with the screams and cries of the teachers children
who were in the house at the time, and feels he needs to convince. Nothing that Cartman and a whiffle bat can't remedy!
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 Episode 704:
Cancelled
Original Air Date: 03-19-2003
Everyone’s favorite delinquent minors
are back when Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show that’s about
to be cancelled. When the satellite dish in Cartman’s ass reactivates the four boys travel to meet the Joosyans (the
heads of all the media in the galaxy) to try and convince them to not cancel their show. The network executives take them
on a learning journey and they discover that Alien Executives are drunken perverted bastards. Downloads
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 Episode 705:
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Original Air Date: 04-16-2003
One of Cartman's body parts
becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jenny From the Block is enraged to learn that a new "Diva" has stolen her record
deal and her boyfriend! South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben meet the new "Ms. Lopez." Downloads
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 Episode 706:
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Original Air Date: 04-23-2003
When Stan and Kyle feel that
their play time no longer has any meaning, they decide to become pretend Police Detectives in order to make a difference.
When an assignment goes wrong Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the true meaning of being a pretend cop, and the duties
behind it. When it all came down to the nitty gritty, things become too much to handle, and they pretend to be laundry mat
attendants instead. Downloads
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 Episode 707:
Red Man's Greed
Original Air Date: 04-30-2003
The owners of the Three Feathers
Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super
highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against
the rich and powerful Indians. |
 Episode 708:
South Park is Gay
Original Air Date: 10-22-2003
Launching the second half of the
seventh series, episode 708 entitled "South Park is gay!" has the whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly,
it's cool to be gay! Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go head to head with the other kids to see who can be the "gayest," while
Mr. Garrison vows to stop the Queer Eye Guys. Downloads
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 Episode 709:
Christian Rock Hard
Original Air Date: 10-29-2003
Cartman, Butters and Token rocket
to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled “Christian
Rock Hard.” When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, Cartman pulls his own group together to make music for
Jesus. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet. Downloads
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 Episode 710:
Grey Dawn
Original Air Date: 11-05-2003
After South Park's senior citizens have
mowed down more than a few farmers' markets, the residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well
being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses,
the elderly fight back. Downloads
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 Episode 711:
Casa Bonita
Original Air Date: 11-12-2003
Long Description: Kyle's parents are
taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite
Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have poor Butters go conveniently "missing." Downloads
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 Episode 712:
All About the Mormons?
Original Air Date: 11-19-2003
A Mormon kid moves to South
Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with
how genuinely nice they are. Meanwhile the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out. Downloads
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 Episode 713:
Butt Out
Original Air Date: 12-03-2003
After Representatives from the anti-smoking
campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. Downloads
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 Episode 714:
Raisins
Original Air Date: 12-10-2003
Wendy breaks up with Stan because he never
spends any time with her. To cheer him up, the boys take him to "Raisins,” a local restaurant known for its cheap food
and hot girls. Later, as Stan tries desperately to win Wendy back, Butters believes he’s found the girl of his dreams. | |  Episode 715:
It's Christmas in Canada
Original Air Date: 12-17-2003
The Brovlofski
family is dealt a devastating blow when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back. When the
townspeople decide to forego Christmas gifts and take up a collection to get Ike home to South Park, the boys are distraught.
Before all the money for their Christmas presents gets spent, they hightail it to Canada to bring Ike home themselves. |
Season 8:
 Episode 801:
Good Times With Weapons
Original Air Date: 03-17-2004
South Park takes on the look
of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. Downloads
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 Episode 802:
AWESOM-O
Original Air Date: 04-14-2004
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself
AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter's innermost secrets and then use them against him.
While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood
is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster. Downloads
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 Episode 803:
Up the Down Steroid
Original Air Date: 03-24-2004
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming
sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just
has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped. Downloads
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 Episode 804:
The Passion of the Jew
Original Air Date: 03-31-2004
Kyle finally sees "The Passion"
and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film's hardcore fans band together under Cartman's
leadership to carry out it's message. Downloads
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 Episode 805:
You Got F*cked in the Ass
Original Air Date: 04-07-2004
It's up to Stan to put
a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards
for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members
at his last competition. Downloads
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 Episode 806:
Goobacks
Original Air Date: 04-28-2004
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in
droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered
time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next
to nothing, take their jobs. Downloads
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 Episode 807:
The Jeffersons
Original Air Date: 04-21-2004
All the children of South Park are
attracted to “Mr. Jefferson”, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of
his way to get “Mr. Jefferson” to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy
and decide bring him down |
 Episode 808:
Douche and Turd
Original Air Date: 10-27-2004
When PETA demonstrates against the
use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches,
Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.
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 Episode 809:
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Original Air Date: 11-03-2004
The streets of
South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains.
Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle
have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. Downloads
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 Episode 810:
Pre-School
Original Air Date: 11-10-2004
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny,
Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the
fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of “juvie” and his first order of business is revenge. | | |
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