"I'll get a world record for this."

"Gee, that's a cute tatoo."

"Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"So, you're a cannible."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?"

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire am I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"I've seen this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushroom."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."