10. Play the exciting game "Does My Head Fit In The Glove Compartment?"

9. Roll down window, ask person next to you, "Is this the line for Pokemon?"

8 Honk your horn -- that always helps to get things moving

7. Call police, report stolen car, give license plate of car in front of you

6. Imagine you're in line of cars waiting to run over Donald Trump

5. Turn on wipers, have "race" to see which one goes faster

4. Walk up to guy in car ahead of you, ask him about his grandson

3. Use jumper cables to resuscitate roadkill

2. Plow into a couple of those dorky new VW Beetles

1 Check beverage holder for Y2K compatibility