10. NORTH DAKOTA The OTHER South Dakota

9. ARKANSAS At least we're not Mississippi

8. FLORIDA Come, enjoy the humidity

7 KANSAS Ya want flat, we got flat

6. KENTUCKY Tobacco is a vegetable

5. NORTH CAROLINA Five million people; Fifteen last names

4. RHODE ISLAND Size ain't everything

3. NEW JERSEY You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney...

2. MAINE For Sale

1. ALABAMA Literacy ain't everything
Ya want fries with dat?