Kay: (talking about) Should we go the mall or the movies today?                       Carl: Kay, you should be drum major...                                                              Kay: I'd be great!                                                                                              Carl: Are you going to try out?                                                                         Kay: Absolutely not

Me: Can you feel the love tonight?                                                            Camper: No, maybe tomorrow.

Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you even though you're a Jew    Bennett: And because I have a penis                                                              Me: No, not really

(Talking about Danny's bad playing) Mr. Styles: Work on your fingering, Daniel. Bennet & Me: Tee-hee                                                                                   Me (outloud): Danny was up all night long practicing his fingering with his mom last night                                                                                              Bennett: yea, Danny's mom says he's getting really good at fingering
(Mr. Styles turns away and we all burst out laughing.) 

(Danny comes up doing something to his saxaphone reed)                               Me: What are you doing?                                                                             Danny: Shaving my reed                                                                               Me: WHAT!?!?!?                                                                                     Danny: Yea, Mr. Styles said to shave my reed, so that's what I'm doing             Me & Bennett: *blank stares for a minute then we burst out laughing*              Me: You shave your reed?                                                                            *more hysterical laughing*                                                                           Danny: My SAXAPHONE reed                                                                    Bennett & Me: *look at each other then burst out laughing again*                   Sarah: you guys are the most perverted people I know....