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Pretending to be a burrito in my sheets and will be doing so until morning. Hasta luego!
You're just mad because I broke your cat's leg last week.
I'm running around the house naked right now. Be back later.
Hey, %n, can you do me a favor?
O.K. Follow these steps:
1. Look at your buddy list.
2. Look at my screen name on your buddy list. Tell me, do you see the little yellow notepad by my name?
Yea?
Well guess what it means I'm not here, dumbass.
A friend will call you in jail. A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying..."THAT
WAS AWESOME!!"
never moon a gay person.
Some like it hard, some like it soft, some prefer up and down, over side to side, but either way it ends up going in and out...what,
I'm brushing my teeth, you PERV...BrB.
Type quietly, I'm sleeping.
Fubu shirt - $50
Rocca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Realizing you're white - *priceless*
If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not liquor and I'm
not a duck, so pour me a shot and let's get F*#@%D UP!
H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.
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