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"With inorganic chemistery, you mix things together and you get cool stuff. With organic chemistery,
all you get is cancer."
"Today I learned why 11 is an interesting number."
"It's the moment before the moment before the hoo-ha!"
"Stop throwing matches on it. Its on fire."
"This is not a cause-and-effect relationship: I have made up your exam, and tonight I am fleeing
the country" -Mr. Burdick (my 7th period science teacher)
(To our teacher during the PACT last year) "Will you please stop talking?"-Chris
"Love is more complicated than things like breakfast." -Lewis
"They should make cheese-flavored tea." -Evie
"Do you think Lisa can see the future?" -Becca
"You're fat." -T.J.
"Joeseph isn't going on the bowl trip? We can have so much fun!"
"Please imagine that you're thinking." -Mr. Burdick
"Gollum just needs some TLC." -Billy
"I haven't seen water not move like that in a long time." -Josh
(tips on staying awake in class) "Just imagine that if you fall asleep you will instantly
DIE." -Mr. Burdick
"Let's say there's friend of yours (let's call him 'Enemy'), and he's trying to find you in a field
with artillery. Are you going to be where he'll think you'll be?" --Prof. Plonus
"That's the great thing about [this class]. It could be a really boring lecture...but there's always
the possibility of electrocution!" --Prof. Rivers
"I'm much better than the book. You should listen to me. I'm good." --Prof. Plonus
(While talking about glide-step marching) "It's like walking on babies." -Trevor
(While playing Super Mario Brothers)
Me: Forget the coins! They've already gotten you killed
twice.
Meredith: But I can't leave them behind!
(While playing Halo)
Chazz: Wow, you just got toasted!
Gatto: Well, at least I'm not...what
religion are you again?
(At Six Flags while at the top of the giant waterfall ride) "I don't want to get wet." --Daniella
"I don't say those quotes on your website." --Mr. Styles
Mr. Farris (During Holst 2nd Suite, III): The blacksmith needs to be testosterone-driven.
Kay:
What if it's a woman?
Mr. Farris: No.
"1st Clarients, are you purposely trying to make me crazy?" --Mr. Styles
(In reference to our sight-reading) "That was good! No... No it wasn't..." --Mr. Styles
Ary (holding up small plastic toy): Mr. Styles, how can you not think that my spyglass is
the coolest thing ever?
Mr. Styles: Ary, you really need to get out more.
"Flutes: You are doctors of beat." --Mr. Styles
"That's the coolest murmer EVER!" --Mr. Styles
"Today I think will be very interesting...but you might not think so." --Mr. Burdick
"I could just suck on new reeds all day." --Danny
"This new generation of clarinets is too much for me." --Josh
"Everything is better with Liquid Nitrogen." --Mr. Burdick after I commented that the "Flava-Ice"
that was frozen with Liquid Nitrogen tasted pretty good.
"I pooped a turtle!" --Alexis
"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot." --my dad
"The sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigarette." --me
"He who laughs the last thinks the slowest."
"Riverside Middle-since 1999.
Mauldin Middle-since 1978
Parker Middle-since 1642" --Sebastian
"The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming freight train."
"Hard work has a future pay-off, Laziness pays off now."
"I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays."
"Learn from your parents' mistakes--use birth-control."
"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"Love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy."
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